That's if he tried to get in at all.
... we presume she means WATCHING the show felt like some sort of charity endeavor.
Because this is madness.
So someone said! Also, David Wright was attacked by cheesy cougars, and Tyra paid for Isis's sex change. In the gossip roundup.
Also, people are scared they'll be kidnapped at Scary Spice's marriage-vows renewal in Egypt. In today's gossip roundup.
But that's what people are saying! And isn't Cindy Adams prescient? And more, in the gossip roundup.
Blake walked her dog off the leash while Jessica ran up a $3,000 tab at Bagatelle! And everybody laughed at Bill Clinton's quip about his own horniness! In today's gossip roundup!
The beloved actress has an interview coming out in the next 'In Style' in which she gushes over her disgraced ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. That, and the rest of today's gossip in our daily column roundup.
Daniel Radcliffe is spotted toning up his bum for 'Equus,' Mary J. Blige helps a stranger buy a dress, and Adam Duritz takes up with a new actress, all in our daily distillation of the city's gossip columns.