But is he really mocking himself?
And not just by building megaclubs in West Chelsea.
Wait, I thought you said they were "intelligent forms of life?" Zing!
We attended an art opening. See?
Apparently, they're flying off the shelves.
Cat's out of the bag.
NYPD raids a charity event.
So how do they make it work?
Aaron Bakalar's new talent agency only has six names in it. But most of them are ones you'll recognize.
"It's not a mosque and it's not at Ground Zero."
Time was, musicians and filmmakers could barely make rent. Now, they're buying gold bullion.
Meet Marcos Bofill.
But they are "echo-boomers," like it or not.
"We will go down Bedford Avenue at 4 a.m. and inject every bike lock on the strip with Krazy Glue."
An animated video explains everything that's wrong with trying to date men in New York in just three minutes.