Not the alleged crack-smoker.
Russia's First Couple is getting a divorce.
It was a gift from Mali and it was very loud.
It stole some passwords, if that helps.
Bassem Youssef was arrested recently for insulting Islam and Egypt's president.
Accidentally, with a shotgun.
It's not as good as his French.
The fun starts now.
Basketball diplomacy has failed.
And he's only been on the job for a few weeks!
At least for the United States.
Take that, New York Times.
In a rare break from threatening South Korea.
Nobody knows why he's there, still.