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Defining a new low for civilization.
And people say Apple's innovation died with Steve Jobs!
But he's not happy about it.
Get ready for some more awkward-looking Android phones.
Find my attacker.
Apple's Siri ads have brought newfound interest to the obscure Portuguese sausage.
"Is it raining?" was just the start.
Apple says the missing search results are "not intentional omissions."
If only he could have asked Siri whether this was a good idea.
Tim Cook's debut is an anticlimactic one.
New CEO Tim Cook will make his first star turn.
So an Apple employee walks into a bar ...