SOMEBODY doesn't want a song written about him after all.
We're looking at you, Jake and Taylor.
Spotted in Nashville.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift sipped maple lattes together in Park Slope, while staring into one another's eyes.
Without them, the star admits, he may never get work. And more celebrity confessions, in our daily gossip roundup.
... we presume she means WATCHING the show felt like some sort of charity endeavor.
"They look like they're innocent, but they're really not."
And more tidbits of celebrity wisdom, in today's gossip roundup.
Jason Shaw was always our favorite Paris patsy.
"I think I was out of my mind."
That would totally work for us. Then again, Jake giving us a Dixie cup would win us back.
A Photoshopped American 'W' cover of the actress was restored for the Korean version of the mag.
And more celebrity quirks revealed, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Victoria Beckham does the robot dance, Jamie-Lynn Sigler plays ping-pong, and other expressions of celebrity joy, in today's gossip roundup.
We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
Lohan still not listening.