But only very occasionally!
And more celebrity TMI in our daily gossip roundup.
Also, gossip on Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, and Howell Raines in today's roundup.
You know, laughing at people who are poorer and less cool than she is.
The starchitect will design none of the buildings from the master plan he created.
The actor gets carded after biking up to a meatpacking district hot spot. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
He reportedly said she is not a serious actress. And more celebrity feuds, in our daily gossip roundup.
Which is unfortunate, because we wanted that relationship to last. Plus, Jim Cramer threatens to open up a can of whoop-ass on Jon Stewart, and more in our daily gossip roundup.
Mere mortals were forced to cover their eyes as the golden couple "sucked face" at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel. And more, in our gossip roundup.
Who knew that was a thing?
This is the grossest thing since Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro.
She thinks he may be famous in America or something. Plus, Ruth Madoff was spotted faxing documents at a deli and Sharon Stone and Andre Balasz were seen canoodling. In the gossip roundup.
Man, who knew the clean-living types play on the same playground we do?
Plus Michael Stipe makes himself unwelcome at Babbo, all in today's dose of tabloid goodness.
You watched the ceremony, you analyzed the speech, you likely teared up. But what did you miss? Jada Yuan, embedded in the crowd, reports.
They are all there, basking in the O-Man's glory. Except Paris Hilton, who's at Sundance.
Gwynnie, are you really sure that opening gyms and not acting is the right move for you? And all that sort of fake-friend crap in Wee Wittle Wednesday's gossip roundup.
He's not just faking it in that cheesy Ciroc PSA! Plus, Frederick Fekkai went to the dentist on Christmas? Weird. In the gossip roundup.
The Most Important Former Couple in the World will be spending Christmas together!
It's like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs — people just get lost in there. Plus, how Kim Kardashian maintains her butt and Mayor Bloomberg stays rich, in the gossip roundup.