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If only people cared about Tinsley Mortimer, they might care about Devorah.
Lohan still not listening.
And more celebrities in their full glory in our daily gossip roundup.
Don't worry, his face is okay. His perfect, angular face. Some other things happened to celebrities too, in our morning gossip roundup.
The singer made off with $50,000 in diamonds loaned to her for an event. Also in today's gossip: John Mayer accidentally moved in next door to Denise Richards, and Dan Abrams and Renée Zellweger were spotted canoodling (ick).
Just to spite her ex, Peter Cook! Plus, Nicole Richie may do the 'Gossip Girl' finale! Plot ideas? In the gossip roundup.
We are so jealous … of Bill! Plus, Cindy Adams harasses Chace Crawford. In the gossip roundup.
The former "It" boy is relegated to sneaking in the back door of a party. Also in our gossip roundup: Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend creepily gets the same haircut as ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, and the honor for most annoying book deal of the year so far goes to…