Residents aren't amused.
The New York woman was struck on Monmouth Beach.
Somebody had to draw the line.
Some New Jersey politicians are not pleased.
This has to be a low point in his career.
It's a victory for guidettes everywhere!
In other words, people you were interested in six months ago.
In the meatpacking district, natch.
Probably pretty badly.
She turns down Tom Vilsack's job offer.
Pretty soon they're going to need a "celebrity couple name."
The cast of 'Jersey Shore' rang the opening bell.
This past presidential election, the 'Jersey Shore' star voted based on looks.
The 'Village Voice' uncovers a disturbing new trend.
The senator and guidette make friends on Twitter.
Naturally, the Situation understood when cops urged him to put his shirt back on.
They have found their Vinny!
That "there will be plenty of vodka, techno music, and guys wearing Adidas pants" is a plus.