Madonna, meanwhile, is hard at work in London.
Presumably, she also spent some time on the Internet looking up a few new sexual terms.
And more celebrities (and quasi-celebrities) get themselves into bad situations, in our daily gossip roundup.
It's like everything we've ever known is a lie.
See? They're not broken up! This is definite proof.
If you know someone is sending dirty texts to other people, does it make the ones he sends you even more filthy?
Are we facing a breakup of biblical proportions?
The longest-lasting crap relationship we've known finally appears to be winding down.
And more perverse celebrity antics, in today's gossip roundup.
He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
And more the-stars-are-just-like-us tales, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
But don't say she's responsible for his fame.
And if the dudes are fashion gays.
He gets $10,000 a month!
The starlet has added a porcine princess to her backyard menagerie.