Of course it was.
Self-deprecating humor and admissions of "rage."
The First Lady shares her escape plan with Jimmy Kimmel.
It has to do with dead babies and Mormons and ... wow, it would not have worked out well.
"It's not the Olive Garden state," Kimmel joked.
Take that, Jimmy Kimmel.
Some were actually kind of funny!
Unpopularity, big ears, and gray hair: The president is often poking fun at himself.
His latest prank was so evil.
"When people get on the Cain Train, they don’t get off."
Sandra Bullock has admitted that if she were Elin Nordegren, she wouldn't have stopped whaling on Tiger last Thanksgiving.
You can't marry one dude while you're still married to another, Kimora! Even if they're both superrich and famous.
She wants mom and dad back together, and Little Malawi David probably does, too. Also, come on with Cin to the Fulton Fish Market! In the Ides of January gossip roundup!
Did he REALLY have to put it that way? Plus, Tom and Gisele are probs getting married — awesome, you guys! In Monday's gaggle o' gossip.
The comedienne reveals a beneficent streak at a charity affair in the Hamptons.
But they did better than analysts predicted. That, plus the latest on Hamptons real-estate prices, Condé Nast's upper echelons, and the "You go girl!" spinner, in our daily industry roundup.
Drew Barrymore's ex gets a new blonde, or at least some publicist says. Plus, 'Maxim' tries to reconcile with Sarah Jessica Parker, Jimmy Kimmel says something sincere about Sarah Silverman, and more breakups and makeups, in our daily gossip roundup.