This will take decades.
And more "celebrities are just like us" moments, in today's gossip roundup.
Last week's No. 1 source of hilarious photos of Mel Gibson and a stuffed beaver comes to NYC.
Also in our daily gossip roundup: Jennifer Aniston is impressed by Bronx strippers, and Lady Gaga chews on men.
When they were revealed, everything in the Hamptons ground to a HALT.
This year's reckoning of the most powerful homosexuals in America includes the usual suspects, like Ellen DeGeneres, Barney Frank, and Jann Wenner