That's if he tried to get in at all.
Also, Britney Spears returns to the scene of her crazy.
We watched 'The Bachelor.' He is not good at this.
"Your dog doesn't have to go to South America to get laid."
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
She probably looked hot doing it, too. And more excessive celebrity information, in our daily gossip roundup.
He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
Except Jeff Zucker, who wisely stayed home in New York.
That would totally work for us. Then again, Jake giving us a Dixie cup would win us back.
Plus: Victoria Beckham does the robot dance, Jamie-Lynn Sigler plays ping-pong, and other expressions of celebrity joy, in today's gossip roundup.
This feels right.
Thank God for the Internet.
Plus, Dawson gets divorced, Sting sees a ghost, and more celebrity doings in today's gossip roundup.
If it keeps him playing like he's been playing, fine by us.
And if the dudes are fashion gays.
And more things you didn't know about celebrities, in today's gossip roundup.