She used to dress up as one. That's it.
The date is October 25, three months after their engagement.
"If the story lines are not interesting enough, there are two housewives who could still be replaced."
Plus, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are still making out all over the place, Billy Joel wants Katie Lee back, and more dysfunctional celebrity relationships in our daily gossip roundup.
We're not sure why this matters, as there's no chance Kate is going to get it back. Plus, Jessica Simpson is thin again and Kevin Federline is getting fatter in today's roundup of celebrity ephemera.
Westwick is getting kicked out of their joint apartment because he's too messy. That, and the rest of today's essential gossip.
Plus, more news from the gossip world, of lesser and greater importance.
The 'Gossip Girl' actor will star in the upcoming remake of 'Footloose.' That, and the rest of today's gossip.
Who knew that was a thing?
But it has nothing to do with her legal problems, or the fact that she is becoming the most-reviled woman on 'Real Housewives,' Saks swears. And more in our gossip roundup.
Plus, Angelina Jolie teases a child with adoption, and more Real Housewives drama, in today's gossip roundup.
She wants mom and dad back together, and Little Malawi David probably does, too. Also, come on with Cin to the Fulton Fish Market! In the Ides of January gossip roundup!
That's what 'Page Six' thinks. Plus, the bus that smells like pot on West 48th Street is Willie Nelson's. In the gossip roundup.
So no one will EVER see them coming in or out. Plus, speaking of coming out, Ashton Kutcher attends a deb ball, and Kate Moss comes clean about the lies and alibis. In the gossip roundup.
The actor stopped by Letterman last night to talk about that fateful night he came face-to-face with the 'gorgeous' V.P. candidate.
Reports have Anna Wintour's manbaby shrinking to only a couple of issues a year, or maybe closing altogether.
The former television star got into a hilariously confusing fight with her presidential husband. Plus all the gossip from today's columns!
Plus, dish on Barack Obama, Kate Moss, and Mel Gibson in our daily gossip roundup.