Yes, this business is still going on.
See? They're not broken up! This is definite proof.
The heiress pair sneaked the animals away from an irate Tila Tequila.
Celebrities were canoodling all over town this weekend.
The 20-year-old 'Harry Potter' actor gets stoned, Zsa Zsa owes back taxes, and more "they're just like us" stories in our daily gossip roundup.
If it keeps him playing like he's been playing, fine by us.
The star blames soy milk for giving him man boobs, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
The starlet has added a porcine princess to her backyard menagerie.
She'll be singing "Single Ladies," no less. And more celebrity gossip in our daily roundup.
The mayor drops knowledge on MTV, John Mayer and Mischa Barton have dinner in the same room, Kanye West goes spinning, and more gossip as celebrities descend on New York Fashion Week.
Naturally, this drives the other 'Real Housewives' wild.
But then, why wouldn't there be?
Also in our daily gossip roundup: Jennifer Aniston is impressed by Bronx strippers, and Lady Gaga chews on men.
The actress has made a video of herself preparing a roast chicken. Also in today's Gossipmonger: Angelina visits Iraq, and Gerard Butler is fat and now everyone knows it.
You know, laughing at people who are poorer and less cool than she is.
Her latest director has ordered that the skinny starlet pack on some points. That and the rest of today's gossip!
Finally, America's Single Sweetheart sets her sights on a guy we actually WANT her to date.
The Bonus Buster dumped the amounts of individual bonuses into an already-steaming cauldron of rage.