Dina Lohan has a death grip on the handlebars.
That's what she told a judge.
And the first victim is a "well-known psychic."
He should stop squabbling with Obama, for Lindsay's sake.
"It's a long story."
The two began fighting after he took a photo of her in a hotel room.
Do you still have your “Free Lindsay” signs?
Dream Hotel is a Lohan disaster vortex.
That sound you hear is Amanda Bynes screaming "karma."
But was she taken to the hospital?
That would be for the fifth time.
"You can't have a barbecue in jail."
Even both put together!
It places the monitor on its ankle or else it gets the jail again.
Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson team up for a real depressing duet.