Well, it was fun while it lasted.
The recently rehabbed starlet was spotted with Champagne glass in hand, and more celebrity mishaps in our morning gossip roundup.
The mayor drops knowledge on MTV, John Mayer and Mischa Barton have dinner in the same room, Kanye West goes spinning, and more gossip as celebrities descend on New York Fashion Week.
The date is October 25, three months after their engagement.
There is no doubt in our minds who would win in this fight.
Like the Yankees aren't getting enough these days.
But then, why wouldn't there be?
This is like a bad episode of 'The Newlywed Game.'
By which we mean the Hamptons, which stocks only one genre of musicians: rich ones. Find out where they and others ate, drank, and were merry in our weekly summer wrap-up.
A ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the 'Entourage' star into a tizzy.
Also, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have their first public fight, Taylor Momsen eats teenage boys for breakfast, and Kid Rock thinks Twitter is "gay," in today's gossip roundup.
We're not sure why this matters, as there's no chance Kate is going to get it back. Plus, Jessica Simpson is thin again and Kevin Federline is getting fatter in today's roundup of celebrity ephemera.
The actress is dating heartthrobs of yore Jude Law AND Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is one of the only times we can imagine we've shared the same emotion as the self-styled lifestyle guru.
The 'OC' starlet is being held against her will in a mental ward, for her own safety.