"Substance abuse is a disease."
Lindsay: "They're all nuts!"
Her hair is back to its natural color.
She allegedly clipped a baby stroller with her car.
God told Michael Lohan to open a rehab center, and Katy Perry wore granny panties.
Paris is banned from the Wynn Las Vegas, and LiLo might have a half-sister.
Blake Lively shows off her assets, Kellan Lutz doesn't want to be a piece of meat.
Levi Johnston wishes he never apologized, and LiLo gets pulled over again.
Lohan's headed this way, and the 'Times' thinks the city might tame her.
Fred Armisen moves on to his 'SNL' co-star, Heidi and Spencer's Valentine's Day divorce.
Fathers, lock up your daughters. And sons. And maybe hide the liquor, too.
Mr. Schue makes the same amount of money as Snooki; Sandra Lee and Andrew Cuomo avoid each other in public.
Blake vs. Serena. Two men enter, one man leaves.
Helen Mirren gives Russell Brand a bath; Lady Gaga is an "occasional" coke user.
So he can watch a movie with an entourage of models.
Taylor Momsen makes a priest joke, Snooki blames tequila, Bieber signs off with love.