This, no doubt, is a relief to many.
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade in dramatic violation of the legendary small penis rule.
Plus, Lindsay Lohan has dumped cocaine for B12, and more celebrity relationship news, in our daily gossip roundup.
And we're not even talking about Madonna's boyfriend.
"Most of these [models] are naturally thin."
She's so sad about Alexander McQueen's death, she will only wear black onstage in London.
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
Don't worry Lindz, Niecy Nash is here to help.
First we hear that our favorite cast member is out after this season, and now we hear that our favorite cast members to hate may be out, too!
He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
Don't worry, on reality TV, there's enough undeserved attention to go around. And more celebrity grievances, in our daily gossip roundup.
The heiress pair sneaked the animals away from an irate Tila Tequila.
And more celebrity tidbits, in today's gossip roundup.
All of our beautiful crazies are dying.
That's what we do when we're angry with Brad Pitt, too!