Now What’s All This About a Secret Lohan Sister?

The 'Post' and 'Daily News' explain all. Plus, gossip about Barack and Michelle Obama, Madonna, and Kirsten Dunst in our daily column roundup.

Madonna and A-Rod: Sharing Late-Night Visits?

Yeah, that's right. And you thought the summer was a bad time for tabloids.

Madonna's Brother to Reveal ‘Graphic’ Secrets About Her in a New Book

We didn't know she had any graphic secrets LEFT. Also in our roundup of the day's gossip columns: Are some or all of the penguins at the Central Park Zoo gay? And who on earth would shoot Neil Diamond?

Soon to Hit the Hamptons: Madonna, Matt Lauer, and a Real-Estate Crash or Two

Didn't make it to the Hamptons this weekend? Here's everything that happened to everyone worth knowing.

Madonna's Buns Are Made of Knowledge, Not Steel, Says Paltrow

In the July issue of 'Bazaar,' Gwyneth Paltrow spills the secrets Hollywood trainers don't want you to know about.

Anna Wintour Treats Sean Avery Different From Other ‘Vogue’ Interns

Also, dish from Cannes, the Hamptons, and Kazakhstan, in our daily gossip roundup.

Jack Donaghy to Depart ‘30 Rock’? We’re Not Ready!

Also, more gossip on Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, what folks are up to in Cannes, and more, in our daily roundup.

Chace Crawford Is Awesome at Being Single

Plus, a Puerto Rican party for Carlos Beltran's birthday and who the gayest man in the world is in our daily gossip roundup.

Who Waits in Line 60 Hours for a Madonna Concert?

Lots of people, it turns out. And we'll show them to you!

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting a New Parent Figure!

He's getting married, and so, too, might John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, if he continues to not dance with other ladies at clubs. Read all about it in our daily gossip roundup.

Should Bear CEO Alan Schwartz Join the Other Team?

Bear Stearns CEO Alan Schwartz, recently relieved of his duties, faces a conundrum. Should he stick with his scrappy team of ragtag bankers? Or join an established "cheerocracy"?

Madonna Still Loves New York! Really!

The singer explains that she didn't really mean that New York was not exciting; it was just that she's no longer excited. Or something.

Madonna Does Heart New York, Now That Her Real-Estate Troubles Are Over

After resolving a dispute with her Central Park West co-op board, Her Madgesty is moving forward with plans to expand her apartment.

Put Your Hands All Over Madonna's Globe

How big of a Madonna freak are you? Big enough that you would be thrilled to have the chance to wager your hard-earned, depreciating American paycheck on a four-foot, 80-pound globe made of plaster, marble dust, and recyclable polystyrene because Madge rubbed her 50-year-old butt against it?

Jay-Z's Record Deal Questioned on Happiest Day of His Life?

Industry insiders tell the 'Post' that Jay isn't worth the $150 million he got from Live Nation. But what does he care: He might be getting married today!

Graydon Goes on the Model Diet

Also, Julia Roberts makes out at the Waverly Inn, Chuck from the Greatest Show of Our Time gets crunk, and Katie Couric is a plagiarist — all in today's roundup of the dish from the city's gossip columns.

Madonna No Longer Loves New York

In the upcoming "Green Issue" of Vanity Fair, Madonna tells us that she is so over New York, contrary to recent reports.

Katie Couric Goes There With Larry King

The CBS anchor unleashes her inner adolescent boy, JPMorgan wins again, and a big-time lawyer heads to the pokey in our daily roundup of news from the fields of media, finance, and law.

Les and Julie Get His-And-Hers Haircuts

The nude photos of Kristin Davis that surfaced earlier this week were reportedly taken by a chef ex-boyfriend back in the early nineties. CBS's Les Moonves and wife Julie Chen both got their hair cut together at the Frederick Fekkai salon in Soho. Anderson Cooper joked that he admitted to getting minor skin-cancer surgery under his eye so that people wouldn't think he got into a fistfight with Charlie Rose.

Adam Duritz Probably Should Have Married Jennifer Aniston When He Had the Chance