It's time to sell all that nice real estate.
Derek Jeter's longtime love has been giving Kate Hudson the stink eye.
A ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the 'Entourage' star into a tizzy.
The '300' star burns the 'Real Housewife' in favor of Rose Byrne.
That's nice for the rest of us.
Also, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have their first public fight, Taylor Momsen eats teenage boys for breakfast, and Kid Rock thinks Twitter is "gay," in today's gossip roundup.
We're not sure why this matters, as there's no chance Kate is going to get it back. Plus, Jessica Simpson is thin again and Kevin Federline is getting fatter in today's roundup of celebrity ephemera.
The actress is dating heartthrobs of yore Jude Law AND Leonardo DiCaprio.
Watching Guy Ritchie with Madonnna's family, her current boy toy realizes he has a lot of growing up to do.
When they were revealed, everything in the Hamptons ground to a HALT.
This, for some reason, does not sound crazy to us.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus, more news from the gossip world, of lesser and greater importance.
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
Apparently they get it.
What, like you thought the entire nation of Malawi was some sort of match for her?
Even though the landscape of Albany has been dramatically upheaved, one advocate at least still sees hope.
Not that many other people are interested, though.
In which we go to Governors Island to ogle the Ginger Fox and Madonna and chat about horses with Matt Lauer.
She needn't have bothered — Madonna didn't care that she was there, anyway. And more in our gossip roundup.