What, you thought we WEREN'T going to send a reporter to the island?
But can we play with Bo?
An island paper has figured out where the First Family will be spending their August vacation.
World, meet Bo Obama. Bo, this is the world.
Everybody, meet Bo.
Thankfully, he wasn't behind the wheel. Plus, Mickey Rourke writes thank-you notes, and other surprises, in today's gossip roundup.
They're moving the family to Washington already.
To be fair, they haven't reached the Awkward Years yet.
This is exactly why we elected Malia and Sasha Obama.
You think picking secretary of State is hard? Try choosing a school, church, chef, or dog!
And Billy Ray thinks they'll take it!
A new set of adorable photos may have a sinister undertone. Okay, just kidding.
In which we discover that Hillary Clinton is actually Barack Obama's political mother-in-law.