It didn't work.
Police have been called multiple times.
One employee apparently fainted.
And locked up in the bathroom.
Who wouldn't want it?
Of all the things to buy with embezzled money.
Watch this parody video before McDonald's and the NYPD have it deleted.
What's amazing is that this is a happy story.
Without the bailout, McDonald's wouldn't have opened and your phone service might have stopped.
Plus, Bill O'Reilly is cool with McDonald's tricking kids into buying its "crap."
Fox host asks if McDonald's also has an "Al Qaeda ad."
"The fraud college concept is a great one," SEC Chairman Mary Schapiro said today. Er, really?
Plus the latest on what's up with UBS, Beth Israel, and McDonald's in our daily industry roundup.