Oh no you DIDN'T.
The author, Newser.com founder, and gadfly will oversee 'AdWeek,' 'Brandweek,' and 'Mediaweek,' under the supervision of e5 Global Media CEO Richard Beckman.
There's been some shuffling at the struggling celebrity weekly.
It wasn't just because he was creepily voyeuristic.
@MayorEmanuel, our new favorite fake Twitter account.
Jon Stewart, your move.
The 'Bloomberg Businessweek' editor will return to his former haunt.
Obama's been watching his Comedy Central.
"City dwellers will never understand the folks who prefer the company of trees, and country folk will always resent the imperious presumptions of urbanites who think they know best."
Naturally, the result is a little awkward.
The features editor instead opted to get some new perks at his current gig.
"In the end, what you are doing really is enhancing somebody else’s bottom line."
It's a big day for media reporters, apparently.
The media reporter will remain on the beat.
Note to young reporters: Do not ask Madonna about Demi Moore's marital problems. Uh-uh.