So says her mother.
God told Michael Lohan to open a rehab center, and Katy Perry wore granny panties.
Paris is banned from the Wynn Las Vegas, and LiLo might have a half-sister.
Paris "writhed on the couch," but Kim wasn't entertained.
That's less embarrassing than making a Hitler mustache, right?
And more fine lines are drawn and blurred, in today's gossip roundup.
You know who is pretty, though? Lisa Bloom.
And more tidbits of celebrity wisdom, in today's gossip roundup.
And other stories of Wednesday horror.
Also, something happened with the Quaid Who Is Not Dennis.
Because this is madness.
She wouldn't pose with one at a party.
Sandra Bullock has admitted that if she were Elin Nordegren, she wouldn't have stopped whaling on Tiger last Thanksgiving.
This makes us legitimately sad.
Hmmm. That nickname's not working, is it?