Of course they are, dears.
And more things you don't need to but kind of want to know about celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
This photo of the First Lady holding her own at double Dutch makes us smile.
Including a white great-great-great grandfather.
With very Obama-like speeches to the IOC.
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
State Department Flickr shows Spain's goth First Teens for the first time.
A new book claims to have behind-the-scenes dish from the First Family's marriage.
What, you thought we WEREN'T going to send a reporter to the island?
But can we play with Bo?
An island paper has figured out where the First Family will be spending their August vacation.
The 'Real Housewife' reportedly hooked up with the hotelier in Miami.
With Walter Cronkite gone, the mantle of Most Trusted Person in America is up for grabs. Here's out list of the top ten contenders.
But he has a defense!: "I'm not the only one that does it."
"NO OMG … I feel sick." Also, touching insights from other celebrities, via — what else — Twitter.
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
Hillary reveals that she originally turned down Obama's offer of secretary of State.
The puff-piece half of the network's two-part special gets a boost from the First Family's fluffiest new member.
The actor gets carded after biking up to a meatpacking district hot spot. That, and the rest of today's gossip.