Everyone on TV, anyway.
Not quoted in the interview: "Bwahahahaha!"
His unintentionally hilarious letter to a constituent.
We were all thinking it, but the Daily Caller acted on it.
Mitch McConnell called the plan "reasonable."
He is open to raising taxes!
Don't call them terrorists though.
"Are you as dejected as I am? Can you say something to make me feel better?"
Is this his moment?
"We had a very good day yesterday."
If you need to borrow money, America, do it before Tuesday.
Congressional websites are down all over.
Possibly, if they have to vote to raise the debt limit three times in the next year.
Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell are now speaking in private.
His debt-ceiling contingency plan basically gives Obama the power to raise the ceiling with no cuts at all.
The Speaker of the House and the Senate Minority Leader have an "unusual bond," the New York Times tells us today. Paging Apatow!
"If the president is willing to do what I and my members would do anyway, we’re not going to say no."