Starting with "don't make me feel stupid."
A marked improvement over last year, believe it or not.
And calmly tell them to panic about tax increases.
Four Seasons staff scrambles to find toilet paper worthy of touching wealthy behind.
That's money well spent.
The Fed might be getting bigger.
"He is not going to risk bipartisan support to make the White House happy."
But we're the ones who will probably end up paying it.
That little bundle of joy is going to cost you at least $221,000.
Fine by us! Just keep doing what you're doing, dude.
Sorry, but the pop star's $72 to $92 million settlement just isn't landmark.
Despite an anticipated conflict over the will between Ledger's family and Matilda's mother Michelle Williams, everything was resolved amicably this week.