And there's a happy ending!
Unless that's not you.
Today's cover is about the stock market, sort of.
The 'Post' columnist is basically falling apart.
Just put all that in a nice stack on your desk to the left of your computer and we'll come pick it up, okay?
Thanks, Fred Dicker!
The story in question is a report on Saturday that claimed the housekeeper was also working as a prostitute.
Is that so much to ask?
They're having a contest to name it, which is obviously an outrage.
Says her true bedfellow, the New York 'Post.'
A woman who was run over by a train requests not to be written about. Nice try.
And allegedly moving the Park 51 Islamic Center over there.
Says a recently released inmate.
Gregg Birnbaum had enough.