Time to stop kissing it, too.
Goldman and Citigroup both have doses of the swine-flu vaccine. But if the hordes of haters have anything to do with it, their at-risk employees may be out of luck.
Swine flu is not just a poor-people problem.
A civil rights victory.
Getting the H1N1 vaccine doesn't advance any "social interest," apparently -- except for the obvious not-getting-everyone-sick interest.
Will Fox News use his virus-laden body as their next salvo in the war against the White House?
You will ask yourself questions like, "If I knew I would have this sore throat for the rest of my life, would I choose to go on living?" And the answer will be, "No."
Aside from an elegant bone structure?
1. It's for business. 2. They're afraid of swine flu.
After all, who isn't achy after a 25-mile bike ride in the rain, followed by a night of dancing?
"Stop the bedlam," the good doctor rhymes. "If you think you're infected, seek attention."