Notes on a strange trend.
She might walk out on you.
Down and out, Hilton returned to her roots.
While on the way to testify against another stalker. Awkward!
"There is nothing else to do."
"I mean, how can you be unhappy if you pick up a big pink bag?"
By cleaning up Hollywood for a few hours.
"Leslie Wolfowitz, an Upper West Side mom, disapproves of the too-sexy way her 13-year-old dresses for bar mitzvahs."
Lindsay's a diabetic, duh.
They're fine with used panties and tentacle porn, but not this.
This is not news to Paris Hilton.
"A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch."
Paris is banned from the Wynn Las Vegas, and LiLo might have a half-sister.
Hilton could face four years in prison; the 'True Blood' cast bailed on their Emmy party.
Levi Johnston wishes he never apologized, and LiLo gets pulled over again.
Her take? "In bed watching Family Guy."
Kerr's quickie wedding to Orlando Bloom, explained. Also: Jennifer Aniston's latest slip-up.