What a letdown?
He'll never take it, but at this point, who isn't curious to see the "Vanilla Gorilla" in the wild?
There's still no wang (and never will be), but there is butt, hip flexor, and something slightly untoward with a hockey glove.
Two outlets are reporting that there are cell-phone pictures of his private parts available for the highest bidder.
Well, this is a depressing revelation.
But we don't lose our dignity.
But he's been working out six days a week, so whichever side he shows will look good.
The Oppenheimer analyst, known for her harsh critiques of banks over subprime losses, displays a fondness for animal prints. Plus, 'Playgirl' folds, and a painter sells her pad for a pretty penny, in today's digest of finance, media, real-estate and law news.
Playgirl makes a tantalizing offer to the former governor, an inspector is charged in crane accident, and other tidbits in our daily roundup of media, finance, and law news.