Hapless poopers in Madison Square Park? Porn kings threatening comedy kings in Times Square? Radicals burning good money in the East Village? The links in today's boroughs report must be clicked to be believed!
Some Brooklyn high-school kids were arrested after serving a cake packed with poop juice to their teachers. It's awful—but still kind of funny. Right?
Plus, lawsuits over poop, Andrew Cuomo busting lawyers, and 'USA Today' so wrong, wrong, wrong.