Five pop-culture theories about how things really go down in the Sistine Chapel.
One billion Catholics will be watching for that white puff of smoke.
Because remember that time recently when gay marriage molested 200 deaf boys and then systematically covered its own ass for it?
They are truly very sorry.
God forbid you come into contact with the Pope and forget your manners! A St. Patrick's pastor gives us tips on papal etiquette.
Next week, the Pope will fly to New York in style.