No mention of Kermit Gosnell.
"We've got better things to do.”
So ends this week's strangest political drama.
It started with Reagan. But Democrats are now the worst offenders.
His theoretical son.
A lot of people aren't buying it.
"Let the photoshop conspiracies begin," tweets David Plouffe.
Apparently the President only skimmed our unfavorable review.
To be fair, 2009's celebration would be impossible to duplicate.
More than expected, but still less than needed.
"Has the president seen The Devil Wears Prada?"
Better late than never?
He probably just doesn't want to make Black Friday crowds any worse than they already are.
The NJ governor was Romney's first pick for veep.
Because there will always be an intimidating chaperone.
But he's kind of siding with Mariah.
According to one post-debate poll.
The president is actually furious.
"He's very protective about not bothering me."