Alone in a cell for 23 hours a day.
Alas, there were no screaming fans and adorable photo ops.
Apparently, inviting underage girls and prostitutes into prison for a party is NOT a good idea.
Kerman say the book — endorsed by Dave Eggers, and excerpted in 'The New York Times Magazine' — is not "even so much my own story, but for the people I met along the way."
He was treated at a low-security medical center after the attack, the paper reports.
The disgraced police commissioner has literary aspirations.
An imam who ministers to inmates in lower Manhattan turned out to be more than met the eye.
The former police commissioner has been beefing up in preparation for prison.
"To every con artist, he is the godfather, the don," says an inmate.
The former New York City police commissioner will likely go away for three years.
And three years ain't bad for someone facing over 140 years of jail time in three separate cases.
Spending time on self-reflection? That would be bonkers.
Women in prison will not longer be shackled while giving birth.
Among the revelations: "He cares about Ruth, but he doesn't give a (expletive) about his two sons, Mark and Andrew."
"When you are in there and around a group of people, they will say things like, ‘Hey, I hear Ruth is a real hot babe.’ Things like that.”