Dancing with Reagan, riding in a tank.
"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
And other things happened on the presidential visit to London, but who really cares?
But that didn't stop her!
She's the first British monarch to be a great-grandparent in a hundred years.
That, and more highlights from the former prime minister's Q&A with Graydon Carter.
We only have a photo of this exchange, but it says a thousand words.
There's a history behind the president's first meeting with the monarch, and it goes beyond our two countries' friendly recent pasts.
"In 57 years, the Queen has never been seen to make that kind of gesture and it is certainly against all protocol to touch her."
But hey, she went, right? Plus, non-famous blind people fail to stand up for Most Excellent Governor Ever Paterson, and should be ashamed. In the gossip roundup.