Sorry, dudes. She's married.
He told his 'Celebrity Apprentice' competitor Holly Robinson Peete that his recent health problems very well might have put him over the top.
That would totally work for us. Then again, Jake giving us a Dixie cup would win us back.
And more celebrity quirks revealed, in our daily gossip roundup.
We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
Lohan still not listening.
Maybe those new illicit Tiger Woods camera-phone pics will do the trick?
Is that why he falls down, too?
Thank God for the Internet.
What? Is he pregnant? Plus, Usher, Charlie Sheen, and Jill Zarin party together, and more celebrity news, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are still making out all over the place, Billy Joel wants Katie Lee back, and more dysfunctional celebrity relationships in our daily gossip roundup.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
But hopefully not with food in their mouths. Plus, Michael Lewis has a small penis, and other gossip in our daily roundup.
Can you imagine? There's even more shocking news in the rest of our gossip roundup!
But only for one night. Plus, Britney frolics with dolphins, and 'Pineapple Express' star James Franco frolics with the literati, in our daily gossip rundown.
The former "It" boy is relegated to sneaking in the back door of a party. Also in our gossip roundup: Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend creepily gets the same haircut as ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, and the honor for most annoying book deal of the year so far goes to…
The beloved actress has an interview coming out in the next 'In Style' in which she gushes over her disgraced ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. That, and the rest of today's gossip in our daily column roundup.