For a movie! Okay, it's called 'Machete,' but still!
Man, who is that dude NOT dating these days?
Watching Guy Ritchie with Madonnna's family, her current boy toy realizes he has a lot of growing up to do.
She was spotted doing exactly that with her lady friends in the Hamptons this weekend, after months of speculation about which man had her dance card.
They definitely had dinner.
Didn't make it to the Hamptons yet? Here's everything that happened to everyone worth knowing.
Her latest director has ordered that the skinny starlet pack on some points. That and the rest of today's gossip!
Madonna's boyfriend doesn't mind his nickname. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
No, no. It made us actually go, 'WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON??' That's what we meant.
That's what the starchitect's own progeny said! And Drew Barrymore is sucking face all over town! Our gossip roundup tells you where and with whom.
The actress smoothly buys into a hard-to-crack co-op, while JPMorgan and the New York 'Times' struggle, in our daily digest of real-estate, finance, media and law news.
That's right. The Rege fancies a banana hammock. Reflect on that for a moment, then click through to read about all of the other things the rich and famous did in the Hamptons this past weekend.
The 'X-Files' star talks about her sex life, Cindy Adams has a surreal experience on the way back from Kazakhstan, and Anthony Weiner and Hillary aide Huma Abedin have a dirty weekend in Puerto Rico.
Also, Julia Roberts makes out at the Waverly Inn, Chuck from the Greatest Show of Our Time gets crunk, and Katie Couric is a plagiarist — all in today's roundup of the dish from the city's gossip columns.
The Real Housewives star gets a book deal, Lindsay Lohan has a sex picture, Keith Olbermann may be a nepotist, and more in our daily roundup of what's in New York's best gossip columns.