"Toronto needs Doug Ford as Mayor."
The tumor that caused him to drop out of the mayor's race is malignant.
He's only down three points in a new poll.
The Toronto mayor returned to office after two months in rehab.
The crack mayor is coming home from rehab but his keys don't work anymore.
The mayor wasn't in the car at the time.
Yet another recording emerges.
At a certain point it's just sad.
"I got into major shit for talking to you, so I can't talk to you," he said.
For those keeping track at home.
This is what they call rock bottom.
Before agreeing to seek professional help.
It was filmed last weekend.
"I don't want it involving alcohol because it know it will get spun."
And a tasteless firefighter joke.
"I just don't know exactly where the hell he is."
The Toronto mayor claims he voted in error.
It's easy, according to instructions from the videographer.