A new parable for the one percent.
Well, technically it was the fish sticks that were too hot.
She's so sad about Alexander McQueen's death, she will only wear black onstage in London.
Plus: Victoria Beckham does the robot dance, Jamie-Lynn Sigler plays ping-pong, and other expressions of celebrity joy, in today's gossip roundup.
In 1994. But still!
By which we mean the Hamptons, which stocks only one genre of musicians: rich ones. Find out where they and others ate, drank, and were merry in our weekly summer wrap-up.
A ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the 'Entourage' star into a tizzy.
Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. will have a certain special subtext in the upcoming film.
If you call vodka sodas till 3:30 a.m. moderation management, that is.
Gwyneth, Chris Martin, and Guy Ritchie had lunch at Fresno in East Hampton sans Madonna. What could they have been talking about? Plus, Jill Zarin decided she hates "eye lockers," Peter Cook got a too shiny manicure, and more you missed if you weren't in the Hamptons this past weekend.
Plus, the Clintons may have a ghost for a neighbor, Nina Garcia goes to 'Marie Claire,' and Lindsay Lohan does shots!
Is the singer engaged to Nick Cannon? Her giant diamond would indicate, yes. That and more in our daily gossip roundup.
What's got Diddy's dogs barking, what Kim Kardashian is doing to get back at Paris Hilton, and another reason to dislike of Gwyneth Paltrow in our daily roundup of the day's gossip.