You mess with Bieber, you get the horns.
He's getting hitched! It's an expression. You didn't think he was actually turning "honest," did you?
And now Brad and Angelina have the most coveted minority child of all: the trans man.
Also, Britney Spears returns to the scene of her crazy.
It just makes her an aging starlet trying to stay relevant, okay?
Wonder if he knows this doesn't happen to other people?
Sounds like their illicit relationship wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
And more tidbits of celebrity wisdom, in today's gossip roundup.
Sandra Bullock has admitted that if she were Elin Nordegren, she wouldn't have stopped whaling on Tiger last Thanksgiving.
How is it that there are still elements of her sexual life that we don't know about?
Instead, she left all her money to her mother.
It exists! Despite his fear of a certain female body part!
And we're not even talking about Madonna's boyfriend.
It's like everything we've ever known is a lie.