Here they are.
The First Daughters are okay.
The pitfalls of using your kids as props.
It would mean they don't have to go to Colonial Williamsburg.
Sasha was out of town, though.
How they try to destroy the confidence and self-esteem of the world's most powerful man.
Spring break is TOTALLY RUINED for Sasha and Malia now.
What, you thought we WEREN'T going to send a reporter to the island?
But can we play with Bo?
An island paper has figured out where the First Family will be spending their August vacation.
World, meet Bo Obama. Bo, this is the world.
Everybody, meet Bo.
Thankfully, he wasn't behind the wheel. Plus, Mickey Rourke writes thank-you notes, and other surprises, in today's gossip roundup.
They're moving the family to Washington already.