Aha! A metaphor we can finally understand.
It's like everything we've ever known is a lie.
First we hear that our favorite cast member is out after this season, and now we hear that our favorite cast members to hate may be out, too!
What you missed in the Hamptons.
The son of 'Real Housewife' Caroline e-mailed the 'Real Husband' for advice.
And literally, in last night's final-final, for-real-this-time season-two episode of the New York City series.
In which we declare a winner for last night's episode, and the entire season.
In which we examine "the gaze" and how it affects the reality women of New York City. Also, we decide who won last night's episode.
The tennis court, that is. Which, in this case, is worse than the alternative.
Watching last night's episode made our heads hurt.
Who won this week's episode of the Bravo reality competition.
Who won this week's episode? Here's our take.
Our take on last night's episode of 'The Real Housewives of New York City.'
...and ignore by it like a commoner at a cocktail party.
We quizzed stars like Kirsten Dunst, Will Ferrell and Simon van Kempen on where (or whom!) they'd like to get naked within the city limits. And we want to hear your stories!
And we predict what fireworks will ensue.
Today we learn that the Real Housewives made only $8,000 each for their first season, and that Jill Zarin really hates Alex McCord and her husband.