'I wasn't the fairy prostitute,' she explains.
'America is pregnant with a new baby we call hope and freedom.' Right!
Some of our favorite moments from today.
Don't worry. The actor wined and dined it first.
And she smelled like nachos.
What, you thought we weren't going to do one of these?
Because why wouldn't he be?
Suri Cruise 'knows when to be quiet' when Dad is shooting a Nazi movie.
'Stand-up comedians and strippers are the only live performers that never get reviewed.'
The movie director couldn't figure out that the secret to being a New Yorker is taking weekend trips elsewhere.
“Everybody was looking forward to getting drunk with me,” said the temporarily teetotaling Cedric.
The big takeaway from Baz Luhrmann’s 'Australia' is (per the ladies) Hugh Jackman’s bare chest.