Penelope is said to have escaped from her South Slope home this week.
They really shouldn't have.
A ‘Retirement Home for Well-Loved Stuffies’ (not scruffles, mind you) has taken up residence near a tree in this hood. Plus, everything else in our daily borough roundup!
That story, plus Oprah's bounty in Harlem, shopping-mall smackdown in the Bronx, and a strange beep coming from the South Slope in today's neighborhood notes.
Getting all colonial in Union Square, watching crabs rut in Marine Park, letting go of fancy F-train plans in the Slope, and busting the gays in Forest Hills. All that and more in our week's-end boroughs report.
Was Karl Lagerfeld really in Harlem? Will CBGB's Gallery really be saved from becoming a bank? Our daily neighborhood news roundup.