He was searching for Al Qaeda.
But they WERE shouting her name at the opening last night, and Ben DID say she "italicizes" all her lines. Just sayin'. And also, of course, Madonna and Peter Cook, in the gossip round-up.
The pair was spotted making out at a restaurant in Ditmas Park. Seriously, what's with celebrities smooching while they are eating? That, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
The Trumpette wants to write a book and get a $2 million advance. Plus, gossip about faux-lesbians, Sean Avery, and Kevin Costner, in today's gossip roundup.