We doubt it.
Is it too early to speculate whether Sabathia would opt out of his contract in three years if he's unhappy?
The Yankees needed to pull out all the stops to get Sabathia, and apparently they have. This is what new stadiums and cable channels are for.
The Mets have their closer, at three years and $37 million.
Apparently Swiss bankers have better things to worry about than luring the Knicks guard to a Spanish team.
Now that 'Saturday Night Live' is doing unfunny skits about Plaxico Burress, the Giants finally have an easy narrative.
The ex-YES anchor turns out to be a space cadet, Rick Reilly loves teeth, and more, in this week's look at the sporting press.
The Giants aren't the only football team around here that can get onto the police blotter.
We already knew the mayor wants Plaxico Burress in jail. But we didn't know it could be so funny!
What he said wasn't that bad. And as far as publicity goes, the fact that he said it is kind of good.
A whole lot more people are going down for the idiotic shooting incident over the weekend.
Shooting yourself in the thigh isn't the only prohibited "detrimental" conduct for athletes.
Donnie Walsh has decided that he doesn't want to pay to quite literally make his problems go away.
If what Burress has done lately had happened last year, it very well might have destroyed the New York Giants, and coach Tom Coughlin.
Yes, we did watch the entire 'swimming' section of Manderson's Michael Phelps '60 Minutes' segment in slow motion.
What happened after the Giants hero shot himself in the leg at a midtown bar on Friday night? Jokes, of course.
The Cavaliers can not only offer LeBron more money in two years than the Knicks can — they can offer him a better team.
They want to make sure he's fully aware of how much richer and happier he'll be here.
Would CC Sabathia sign with the Yankees, knowing that his pal LeBron could very well sign with the Knicks?
Let’s try to keep our enthusiasm in check here, but right now it looks like the two best teams in the NFL play in the same building. Are you prepared for a Jets-Giants Super Bowl?