So long, @PrezBillyJeff.
It's "a series of tubes."
Under the name @PrezBillyJeff.
Look who doesn't support traditional marriage.
He's a consummate fund-raiser host.
"On Krypton, do they speak Spanish?" asks Colbert.
But she's running against Mark Sanford, so something's bound to happen.
This race is going to be awesome.
Having one absurdly wealthy friend isn't enough these days.
The Donald missed the deadline.
Stephen Colbert wins again.
He uses a device called the Vagina iTouch to find the "Filipino tubes."
PETA, meet PeTOP: People for the Ethical Treatment of Produce.
Even Stephen Colbert can't convince her to vote Republican.
"Oh, beatiful for spacous skies for abmer weves of gairn."
Unpopularity, big ears, and gray hair: The president is often poking fun at himself.
But only after she advised Rick Santorum to take a lesson on the birds and the bees.