Donald Trump is going to CPAC. Chris Christie is not.
“I think there’s a lot of dissension in the family."
Of course, that's why The Apprentice is still on the air.
Proving that even our lowest expectations were not quite low enough.
Methane meets money.
Why won't trump disparage us?
Did Mitt forget to send an RSVP?
Romney is still refusing to distance himself from the Donald's big mouth.
Trump, an increasingly prominent campaign surrogate, is also still a hard-core birther.
We are not making above golf puns.
This is definitely what Mitt Romney wants us to be talking about.
He thinks he's responsible for Mitt Romney's win in Nevada.
Two really rich men battle for dominance.
Nobody seems to know! It's madness!
He only received support from one percent of the population, but still.
Seriously, what do we have to do to get one of these?
Trump has pulled out of this own debate.