"I always heard that when we went into Iraq, we went in for the oil. I said, 'Eh, that sounds smart.'"
Why Trump HAS to run now, lest he get caught in a lie.
America's favorite mogul wants to stomp some grapes.
Donald Trump, of course!
Just when you thought he couldn't become more of a birther.
He's doing really, shockingly well in New Hampshire.
What?! How did we miss this!?!
So now we know that Donald Trump was born in America.
What a conundrum!
He still can't find a photo of young Obama.
Just like when he "screwed" Qaddafi.
"He didn’t give them a trial like this country, where the trial lasts for 21 years. He used to shoot the terrorists and kill them."
"He's one of the great hucksters, and I say that admiringly."
This isn't a TV boardroom; there are rules here.